Where Insults Get Auto-Tuned
Turn Someone’s Most Embarrassing Traits Into Their New Favourite Song
Finally, a Way to Say ‘I Love You’ and ‘You’re a Complete Moron’ Simultaneously
Got something to celebrate? Why settle for a generic “Happy Birthday” text or a lacklustre “Sorry You’re Getting Married” card when you could immortalise your loved one’s quirks, bad habits, and questionable life choices in a chart-unworthy banger they’ll never escape?
With Roastify, your target will be humiliated, celebrated, and serenaded. All in one glorious roast track.
Pick a genre. Spill their secrets. Sit back and await musical carnage.
Barry, Put Down the Vape
Your Imagination + Their Flaws = Hits Like These
Lo-fi hip-hop confession about a man who permanently smells like peach and fucking blueberry.
Karen at the Bake Sale
Country anthem for a single mum who once tried to pass Tesco’s baked goods off as her own.
Middle-Aged Martin
Heart-wrenching ballad about a middle-aged man trying to come to terms with his lack of relevance.
The Roast Recipe
Spill the tea
Share your victim’s funniest or most embarrassing traits, habits, or stories. The more outrageous, the better.
Pick your poison
Choose a music genre — hip-hop diss track, country ballad, metal scream-fest, romantic power ballad… whatever’s going to make them squirm the most.
Get your masterpiece
In a matter of minutes your inbox will be blessed with two unique versions of your own personalised roast song. Play them at a party. Loop them in the office. Make it their alarm tone forever.
$5. That’s it.
Let’s Turn Your Friend’s Flaws Into Floor Fillers.
Fill in the form. Pay the fee. Then await the glorious moment where they hear themselves lyrically annihilated.
